i'm 85% sure that if you don't visit me i will do something awkward and potentially dangerous to you in your sleep involving chocolate milk and a sham-wow.
this kid down the hall keeps banging on his drums...i feel like i'm living in jumanji
That guy youre talking to looks like Brian from Family Guy.
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
We told the pizza man that the door was most likely unlocked, he could leave the pizza on the counter and give himself 20%. He did it-I'm never moving out of Aspen.
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
I just did the math, I've had 8 hours of sleep in the last 3 days. Not sure if that means I am dedicated to my sex life or my job...
I accidentally peed all over the couch. It's safe to say I'm not welcome at that house anymore
And then he posed under the bed and said, "you should draw me like one of your french girls." Why do they keep giving this kid drugs?
I'M SO WET FOR FREEDOM
That hot guy i showed you guessed my exact bra size. I want to have his tan babies.
I'm about 95% it's a collapsed lung. Go big right?
Don't send me nudes asking me to come fuck you on lunch break then send me a video of kids you're babysitting.
You don't feed me, fuck me, or fulfill me.
Theres about 23 grilled cheese sandwiches stuck to my ceiling and tomato soup all over the kitchen. You are never allowed over again. Ever.
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