Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
if creeping was an olympic sport, i would be a lock for the gold right now.
I bought a fake diamond ring to wear, not only to bars to keep the creeps away, but so that I'll be judged less by the front desk girl at Planned Parenthood
after he fucked me and not his girlfriend, i told him to be a gentleman and close his eyes as i ran to the bathroom naked. so sweet.
your definition of "gentleman" is so absurd.
Why would vodka do this to me? I've always been loyal
All she said was "the usual?" and unzipped my pants.
she's sitting alone using her breathalyzer as a kazoo. help.
The moment you ate chicken nuggets out of your purse you were my hero.
Where the hell did i get chicken nuggets from
Come find me, I'm the girl sitting alone in taco bell at 9 in the morning drinking concealed beer with a straw
If you call getting home safe by sprinting down Spanish Harlem barefoot still rolling then ya I made it
I just gotta say that I feel so much better now that I got some. I mean I feel like a normal functioning adult ready to contribute to society.
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
Okay well for one he didn't speak any english but before any happened he made me use the translator to consent
Puked in the trash can. Took a bite of someone's breadstick and kept dancing and drinking
I HAVE A TEST I'M SORRY YOUR UN SUCKED DICK ISN'T MY FIRST CONCERN
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