I want to make a zoo with you.
alright so where did all these fingerpaintings on my bedroom wall come from?
dude. you drew those with your dick
some guy just asked me if water gets in a vag when girls take a bath. WTF. it's not a wind tunnel!
his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
SEE! I KNEW I HAD A LONG-TERM REASON FOR BEING A SLUT!
You didn't want to have sex last night because you said your grandpa just died and you didn't want him watching..
Then we all started singing, "Our house, in the middle of the street. Our house, fucks a lot of freshman meat". It was magical.
the laptop wouldn't balance on his lap. that's how well endowed he is.
Just saw the stripper pole on the road that we threw out of the party bus last night
So that's all you want from me. Easy ass.
And an everlasting friendship
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
Yes I am wallowing. There is a significant lack of cookie dough
I still have a little drunk in my system
His dick is pure magic - dark, powerful, beautiful magic. It's the Elder Wand of penises
Nice. I got home at like 3am.stopped at Walmart for a vacuum and weirdly a trash can. Not sure why high me last night needed a new trashcan.
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