Where is the hickey?
I didnt pay $190 for a fake with a new middle name of Vane..
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
I want someone to please me without me having to show him steps 1 through 5
cant help it. i get a boner every time that shake weight infomercial comes on
My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
There are empty beer cans all over and the go-kart is missing. I need it for my halloween costume.
I'm slightly possesive over the gucamole when i'm stoned.
Is that why you left peanut shells in my bed?
my revenge plans when i'm high are never as good as i think they are
i formally give you permission to eat me when i pass out
I feel like at this point in my life I should be dating someone who doesn't run out of all his money on Mondays and have to wait til fridy to buy his weed
She was two things I dont understand: tall and Christian
I'm so hungover that I just wrote up my will because I'm afraid I'm gonna die. I'm leaving you my bong.
Not sure what happened last night, but I woke up without a shirt on and cereal glued to my boobs...
She meowed at me. Repeatedly. Then she asked what was wrong with me because I didn't understand her.
I am putting clothes on to go find a brownie
In my experiences, brownies are better naked.
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