I saw a sign that said worlds largest frying pan next exit. Way to do your fucking part Iowa.
Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
don't look now, but that cross eyed girl is staring at you... and me.
I wish my period boobs were my regular boobs.
I'm watching ellen!
just because im gay does not mean you need to notify me every time you watch the ellen degeneres show
She just pulled out a chicken strip and a hundred dollar bill from her purse. This is a legit twentyfirst bday weekend.
Well, I found the missing blow... in my fucking suitcase... THIS MORNING. Yeah, I flew from FL to NY with blow in my suitcase yesterday.
I told you to check, dude
Yeah, AFTER I checked my bag and I was already sitting on a plane. Oh well. I figured worst case I'd do like 15 hours in county and I was totally prepared for that anyways. I always prepare for that when we hang out.
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
Decided to make myself tequila gummy bears but got impatient and just drank the bowl of tequila.
She broke up with me. I guess I was in the most chaste lesbian relationship in the history of the world and had no idea.
I'm more than my video games and dildo collection
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
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