Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
I told her I would melt her with my mustache. Needless to say, he pants were soon off.
I just woke up in the coolest sweatsuit i have ever seen..it has cory's name on the tag...do we know a cory?
Am I allowed to make my facebook status "loves farting in chairs"? I think it would shock every boy that I am friends with.
He left an unopened 12 pack of beer by my bed. I guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex..
i made it my goal to pee in the sink of every apartment we went to last night. i didnt use the toilet once
Totally just asked Dad if I needed to show the real estate guy my tits so he would let us buy the house. I've really got to work on that filtering thing.
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
If a video of someone that looks like me banging that chick on the hood of her car in some parking lot suddenly shows up on the web... let me know, I gotta see how that turned out.
Hey, you can't rush the perfect creeper shot. I need buffer time to hone my skills.
There are no female cereal mascots. I just realized that in my drunken state... So sexist...
He wants to tie me naked and spread out on his table, press a vibrator to my clit and feed me ice cream.
That is my stoner wet dream!
Every time we have sex, I feel his dick ramming my soul into submission. Problem is..... I LIKE THAT SHIT!
She was going down on me before I had a chance to tell her I arrested her brother 3 hours earlier
He told me that I should keep my socks on next time because he read somewhere that it'll help me orgasm...
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