Knee deep in strippers, everything is comped. will try hard to be there at 8. i promise.
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
i used the phrase horny rhinos in my paper. i hope my teacher appreciates the size of my balls
I just took my friends on a tour of all the places I've had sex in my house. I dont know if that's more slutty, or the fact that it took 2 hours to complete..
do you think you could subtly ask him about the dimensions of his penis?
Don't mean to be rude. But did you, by any chance, cut down a tree from my neighbors backyard last night? And did you also drag it to my yard and burn it?
she drove 3 hrs one way just to sleep with me. I felt bad complaining about paying for condoms.
I just spent the last ten minutes making a timeline of my sex life. 2010 and 2011 I am calling "I can't believe Im still clean" years.
I tried to get you something for Valentine's Day too but they said they couldn't deliver skittles and ecstasy :(
There is a positive side to a sinus infection. Exclusively cowgirl sex. I've convinced her I'd pass out if I had to do the work.
just saw sorostitutes streaking near the university president's house. thank you tequila day
There's a website where you can order a pile of horse shit to be dropped on a persons doorstep. So that's another option.
From what I heard you ordered him to lick your balls. Unless you've kept a huge secret I understand his confusion.
there is a guy with a glowstick staff outside my house
Van sex tonight? No need to tell me how classy that sounded.
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