are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
Dude I just witnessed a midget touching himself and singing the chorus to somebodys watching me by michael jackson... it kinda turned me on
yeah that facebook group of people who have had sex with me probably isn't to discreet...
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
I want to break up with him.....but he has a george forman grill...like I need that
There's never a time that i stay at this apartment that when i wake up in the morning and sit outside to smoke a cigarette that i don't feel ashamed of myself.
We found you naked curled up in a ball in the closet, using a gorilla suit as a blanket
then you said,"Take this damn cabbage!" although it was actually your shirt. i found you in the elevator of his building.
You almost set me on fire last night.
You probably deserved it.
He is peeing inside and sticking up for himself. Those are two of the four signs of the apocalypse.
If you go to Tinseltown tonight. First bathroom on the left, second stall. Avoid. It's still coming to terms with what I did to it.
I had sex with him in the back of my car in a duck onesie. I'm worth something dammit.
Sexting my TA in lecture = awesome
Great... now even my dreams are making fun of me
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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