So his roomate was eating breakfast when I was sneaking out. He's the guy I took home from jessicas wedding. I ended up eating coco puffs with him
Just another sign I need to get out of this town
pretty sure i remember announcing that i lost my virginity to that brad paisley song when it came on during power hour?
How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
So the waitress at the Chinese Buffet totally just said "Adios" to a Hispanic couple. There's something you don't see every day.
I mean, he was my book buddy in 1st grade. The kid taught me how to read, the least I could do was give him head.
I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
The fact that he said "there's nothing wrong with being a raging drunk, just ask my mother." has me thinking that I have no positive role-models among my friends.
if it doesnt flame it aint got game is a bad drinking motto eyebrow-wise.
eyebrows regrow, your balls dont
Ran into him again last night, stole his glowstick and walked away. The glowstick mountain in my room keeps growing.
He balanced a treat on his nose, and then he rolled me a joint. My bf is the best pet ever.
If its possible to have a hickey on your nipple, I have one. Thank you.
I told you you to bring something to share....you brought tequila and a condom
Apparently I called him, said "vodka" and then hung up on him.
Jk probs not coming. Tequila
Even in drag you're still better looking than your sister.
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