But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
Theres this tee in the mall and it says all girls just wanna have safe sex. U make me think thats a lie
It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
he just kept repeating that I have nice areolas
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I still can't believe you had sex with someone who willingly went by Peaches.
After she lost the bet I made her get on one knee so she could "Te-blow me"
Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds
I'm going home because your Crackraptor step-brother tried getting his nasty meat hawks in my pants last night.
Your friend gave me you're number. I was the guy locked behind the book shelf.
I think you have the wrong number, but I hope you escaped your library-prison?
Dude, I woke up with wet dollar bills in my boxers where did you take me???
I would like to reiterate that I went to give lessons and ended up having a three way instead
You sending me our unborn, unfertilized babies' names is not what I envisioned when you said you'd "drunk text me later".
i was so blazed last night that i kept imagining a talking eagle sitting next to me encouraging me to smoke more... i listened to it.
Of course my parents remember you. You showed them your tits
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