You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
What kind of poor, pathetic town do we live in where a horny teenage girl is sitting in her basement on a saturday night, unlaid?
she was left over bi-product, like the hotdog of the human race
We've finally become those guys who you'd see in middle school when you went to the park who are just stoned out of their minds sitting on the swings.
the only sentence i could make out from her was "i will wash these herpes away"
You kept trying to hail an ambulance
Something's wrong. Everything's on fire. Unless it was like that before. Then everything's alright.
We'll I told him I wanted to keep it PG last night, but then later I asked him to take his pants off. So i'm guessing it was my fault.
Just to be a PITA after I die, my will leaves 1 cent to each of my FB friends. I hate my lawyer.
6 pack came off in the shower. Sharpie is not forever.
she came into my car to rip lines with our blow dealer as I was writing my essay on anti drug policy, i call it on site research
Just so you know in the morning, yes you did send your bartender a snap of your boobs. No I didn't try to stop you because you used sound logic for doing so.
Tell me why i'm looking through my medical records and the last thing it said about my labor was 'vagina was explored'!?
I consider walking to the bars and dancing my exercise and I buy doubles so my drinks r heavier so that's my arm workout
The hump and dump is a beautiful thing
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