I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
apparently i walked up to the counter, put $30 worth of snacks next to this girl, and went 'uhh i have no money'
i really wish my pants would only unzip when im sober
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
Yeah, that's not really a good thing. Especially for a girl. You should get a tattoo on your stomach that says "Please wear a condom".
Can I use you as a job reference? Don't tell them i got you fired cause I banged you tho
He kept trying to order 'sex on the tennis courts' for a drink last night
Disasters an understatement. Hurricane alpha chi omega hit. On my way to buy carpet cleaner, super glue, and a new liver. Be back soon.
Well I went on a freakin rampage and destroyed a fan and claimed that it wasn't doing its fan duties... Then I knocked on everybody's doors in the hall and asked if they were content with their fan's performance and if not I would take care of it...
Just once I'd like to do blow in a nice bathroom.
So I vote that we skip the bowling and just go straight to destroying our livers.
Dude, all I know is that I came out of this thing wearing a snorkel mask and completely covered in glitter and soap.
Update: He still has devil magic genitals.
We had sex to Hey Arnold, Rugrats, and All That. I feel like my life has come full circle.
I banged a marine last night. No wonder everybody respects them.
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