9 beers later and she still looks like Gary Busey.
Sometimes to bang a cougar u gotta play wii With her kids
just bought a coffee grinder that advertiesed spacious grinding chamber...new nickname for my bedroom?
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
i'll prob lay in bed. its weird not having to track my wallet down, its become such a weekly habit. i suddenly have so much free time
Just because Aaron is a gender neutral name does not mean I am letting you name your baby after a drug dealer
I just took my birth control on the way to class with a 1/2 melted jello shot I happened to find in my purse from Friday night. I told you I was going hard this year.
I woke up to find my purse full of puke, and all I could think was not again.
What is a foreign vacation of stupidity without some fake names?
Probably not well advised, but you're welcome to stop by if your not ready to end your night. You know, for Thanksgiving's sake.
Is it too far to say to someone "you're useless for everything besides sex"
He finally left. I didn't introduce him to the roommate. The sex is bad. I don't want him to feel welcome
So you were shitfaced and stole a fucking kayak?
A drunk and bleeding peter is knocking on your door... in nothing more than a sombrero, boxers and cowboy boots.
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