just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
Umm I need a rain check. Long story short is I have scabies. Research it if you want. I'll tell you everything another time soon, I promise.
I'd be a gr8 surrogate. I'm gonna love your fetus
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
The girl I hooked up with in exchange for Ramen freshmen year is living with the girl I currently wish to bang.
Try oodles of noodles this time.
So i realized that if i bought everything from my google search history for the past week i would have a dolphin, a wolf costume, a unicorn costume, a katana and a bullet proof vest. Not sure how the dolphin would fit in but the rest of it would end up in one awesome night or someone would die. Either way i say we do it.
Right, well, that begs the question of where did you get the whip, why are you using it, and why don't you carry one around more often?
Our relationship is representative of a cognitive bias that leads to bad decision making and misplacement of resources. So should we pick up some whiskey tomorrow?
I'm like still hungover from the quinceanera.
Some girl just ordered Chinese delivery to her therapy appointment...
Sorry if that was awkward, i will never call you sober ever again
their motto was "the first one to get arrested wins" so of course today was interesting
Dude. If you guys end up really liking each other, the color of his pubes won't matter. I wouldn't break a sweat.
I've been eaten out in coupes, sedans, trucks, suv's, you name it. If I can do it in a smart car, you can do it in a vw beetle.
I knew you were the expert on doing it in public. You need to get paid for your advise
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