So I was talking to her on the phone last night and had to mute it so I could take a crap.
Side Note: My mute button doesn't work.
Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
My cousin just asked what abortion is. Happy Holidays.
you freaked out because you thought your face lotion was cum in a bottle
thanks for brining me home and putting me in my bed. the pillow fort your built around me is also appreciated.
Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
Last night was just one giant freudian slip.
You made out with EVERYBODY.
Can I just bleach my life?
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
There will always be a place in my black heart for him because he gave me my first sex-induced orgasm. While you slept on the bunk above.
He ate the contents of an ashtray and didn't puke, I think he can handle drinking a fifth to himself.
just woke up on the floor of my shower...it was still runnning
I came over to get dick...not to watch you vacuum....at 2 AM
Let me get this straight. You stopped mid foreplay to shave your legs?
Um yeah. I wasn't about to shave them if nothing was happening. And I have HBO. It's not like he's the victim here.
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