I might come over and watch a movie but I can't spend the night. my parents would wonder where i was
you're 26.
Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
God gave me these boobs for a reason other than for people to throw things down them.
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
We're friends with people in his circle of friends so we're half way in. It's like I've already given him a hand job.
Why is the clock ticking so loud? Now I know how Captain Hook feels.
I just sent you a multitude of sexual pictures...and you responded with a Charles Dickens Quote.
Yea. I feel great. My life is great. My job isn't as shitty. And my daddy loves me. I love strip clubs. Great self esteem boost.
Now that I'm sober, I'm realizing you put your name in my phone as "wowww"
I can't have my last hookup before 21 have been behind a dumpster
If you can't have hot, loud sex in a dorm for the last time ever, what can you do in this world?
If you recall, I made a Zoolander reference almost immediately after you pulled out of me the first time we had sex.
Had a dream I dropped the L word and immediately threatened to kill myself
You probably shouldn't be having nightmares about expressing affection
not being a booty call is very strange. Who knew there was so much time for activities at night!
My feet surprised me
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