k, so I just picked a four leaf clover, then saw my dads penis. Lucky? I think not.
I play with my boobs when I'm bored. I playwith my nipples whe I'm drunk
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
apparently he was unaware pussies come in unshaved form. curse you redtube and your unholy lies
She greeted me with a new giants jersey and an opening day blowjob. this is true love.
#1 RULE OF DRINKING: DELETE YOUR EX'S NUMBER FROM YOUR PHONE
Just for future reference, me asking if you're free, followed by a winking face is not my way of suggesting a tandem bike ride.
This juggling 3 dicks is getting exhausting
I told her I named my penis "The Spirit of Exploration." That's all it took.
She waited 7 months to break out her comicon costumes. I was only mad it took her so long. I fucked an elf last night and strawberry shortcake the night before!
I donkey kicked that mother fucker. Never stood a chance.
It was a door. A completely inanimate object, of course it didn't stand a chance you idiot.
I watched Morgan Freeman explain the existence of nothing, now I'm afraid of sub - atomic particles. these egg rolls are outstanding
Because I know nothing is hotter than ocean themed dick pics on SnapChat...
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
keeper.
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
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