So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
you kept saying 'can i put my penis on the grill?' and it was all i could do to stop you. you're welcome, though
Well, there goes the no drunk sex injuries resolution.
No more scars from drunken holidays, people are starting to notice.
Where was your thought process?
Drowning in my hangover.
I'm slightly possesive over the gucamole when i'm stoned.
Is that why you left peanut shells in my bed?
my revenge plans when i'm high are never as good as i think they are
You want anything?
Gatorade and you naked.
I went online and donated $30 to his walk-a-thon as a "sorry I puked in your bed last night"
I'll be in my room with a breakfast burrito at 2:30. It's up to you...
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
I mean I'm screaming I love the gays in the middle of Bart so yeah
I just did a booty-call caliber shave job in preparation for this weekend. Fuck being ladylike; I'm tryna get LAID-ylike
Does this mean I have to put a bra on now
He showed up on school grounds wearing nothing but a suit of armor. Really at this point I'm more impressed than angry.
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