It's American, baby! There ain't nothin gross about America.
You left a skid on my bar stool!!!!
Oops! Sorry about getting stool on your stool!
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
i'm as serious about my hair as jesse from full house.
that is uncle jesse to you, show some respect.
while cleaning my room, i've found many wonderful things. one of these is the card you gave me for my eighteenth birthday. it's a christmas card that says "i want to stick it in your sponger"
You're sure you don't want to come? I'm pretty sure there is going to be "Pin the Tail on the Baby".
Before we rave about the healing powers of your penis, remember it nearly killed me as well.
The guy at the bar repeatedly told us he was an off duty cop from out of town, that to normal people would be the time where you stop asking him to smoke a blunt with us
you know i have almost 1500 fb friends but not ONE drunk booty call?
it's gotten to the point where I just look in my closet, think, "which article of clothing behaves most like a towel?" and then just go with that
So, if you were also having sex around 11pm, then we were legitimately being penetrated at the exact same time. That is amazing. We are soul sisters.
what the fuck happened to the tacos
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