Things overheard in WeHo: "Just drink a corona and eat some ass, you won't be hungry anymore"
I’m once again drinking at eight am on a Sunday in my tutu. This garment is literally my best purchase ever.
it was funny though when you first woke up you pointed at my shoe and said i need my jacket and then put my shoe on your hand
well we could tame deer to let us ride on them. does that work?
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
Went to the strip club with my aunt. Do you know how hard it is to be a pervert in front of your female family members?
I like to think I'd be good at dodging genitalia.
Dear America, sometimes I miss your Everclear and its consequences.
ur mom makes the best bacon
WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY HOUSE
He was just lying on my lap in the backseat screaming how if the cops came he was a blanket.
We are buying drugs from a guy with a Jesus fish on his dodge caravan.
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
I woke up with a jacket; in it passport, hockey tickets, sunglasses, credit card, bank transactions
I didn’t spend $100 for a wax to sit here and listen to you FT your brother to complain about how bad the Jets are.
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