so I ended up banging her last night
dude I remember her. You sure it was a her?
i don't even remember
I am particularly sorry about getting dome in your backseat. And for thinking you wouldn't notice.
Also, the wait staff kept prematurely clearing my Manhattans. Not sure if it was an oversight or a hint.
I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE.
You said you were going to take the sideview mirror to your own car so that nobody would steal it. Thats why you woke up with it.
He recognized me by my ass from about 15 yards away. I must have a REALLY nice ass.
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
Just found weed in an empty handle. Who knew Capitan Morgan was also a gardener?
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
Of course I'm using oj as a mixer, its flu season.
He's a real gentleman. At least he tried to flush my closet's handle after he pissed in it.
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
Why do all my exes just become Tom Hanks in Castaway?
That's a fantastic question. And an odd set of criteria to meet if wanting to date you.
I have serious attachment issues. I just realized how long its been since ive smoked out of my bong and I feel guilty for dis owning it this week
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