what time did you get home last night?
SO late...when your in the lap of a 35 year old superstar you loose track of time
He said to me " i could be your father but i dont care"...it was so hott
we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
You get to witness red pubes. I'm almost jealous. That's like my dream.
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
My mouth holds just enough water for my bong
just made one giant jello shot... if i have to study on a saturday night, i'm gonna do it as drunk as possible
No. I want to vom filet mignon and ziti bits everywhere and my body feels like I ran a cock triathalon. I feel less triumphant and more like death.
She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
First day in a very long time I've done more pushups than bong rips
I pour the whiskey from now on
I’m literally watching say yes to the dress, eating fancy cheeses with crackers, and I have orange dark chocolates. All of which is being washed down with merlot. And I’m 100% sure a porno is gonna go down next door tonight. They don’t have a car and arrived via taxi. Happy holidays from motel 6 Pendleton Oregon!
Do you knowhow much it sucks to puke in an automatic toilet? Not fun.
Ew.
It takes talent let's just say that
“On a break” is implied when it’s a Russian chick dressed as Black Widow wearing Minnie Mouse ears
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