at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
I made myself breakfast and everything and then whoever's house it actually was came downstairs very upset.
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
Why do you think it's a no-pants party?
Invite says "dress to impress". Her fault for leaving it open to interpretation.
Liquid roulette time! Black Mystery Cups are filled with either ipecac, whiskey, or NyQuil. Let's have fun
I actually took a sword out of your hands. You were samurai slashing lemons to make chasers.
Yeah. It's just like I have his virginity and he has my shoes and where do we go from here.
yeah...well...life isn't all puppies & lap dances
you made a mix containing mostly whiskey. then you took a sip, gagged and yelled "perfect!"
Never go with a hippy to a second location. I fucking hate Xanax.
We smoked a blunt in a stall where a drag queen was fucking a bartender in the ass. So theres gonna be a second date :)
I just watched videos of people getting puppies and crying, I cried too. Definitely still drunk
WHY DID YOU NOT OFFER TO LET HIM STAY
Dude, it's like you want him inside me more than i do
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
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