We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
He lasted like 30 seconds. With a condom. I just expected more from the president of a frat.
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
Note: footlong is not the password to the subway wi fi network.. p.s- im super high
you can SEE the outline of a pad through her jeans. there is no way
It was like she tried to cover up all the weight she gained with a fake tan...
I have no valid justification for peeing in your kitchen, but I don't think it's worth breaking up over.
I pull out like 90% of the time, but that's just to make art.
she was braiding my hair and singing forever young while she vommed everywhere at the same time. Talent.
You're 21st was epic. I woke up at 6 a.m. on the floating beer pong table in the pool with a beer still in hand. Didn't even spill any
I made him fuck me with my coat zipped up and a unicorn mask on. That level of drunk sex. Weird and creepy yet highly satisfying.
I don't know what the bubonic plague feels like- but I'm gonna guess its something like this.
My mom just asked me if I knew what Buzzfeed was. Then said she's watching the second Magic Mike for the bodies. Please help.
Adulthood is punching a guy in the face when you find out he's trying to fuck you and he's married instead of fucking him regardless and believing anything he says
Highlight your past hook-ups. You've been stabbed, shot at, run over, and chased down the road...no you can't bring new bar bitch over here!
Dude she has a friend!!!!
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