Mines from giving head on hardwood floors.
love makes seman taste better
they just dont make restraining orders like they used to.
Superbowl + Mdma, hope we're on the same page.
apparently breaking a beer bottle and then throwing up in a urinal is a terrible way to pick up girls.
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
We had a 30 min conversation last night about whether or not to bone that girl with a lisp to see if she moans with one...
Please come back. She just stuck her bloody band-aid to Zach's face, has a fire extinguisher, and is talking about tornados hiding.
it's almost 8pm and i'm still hungover. at what point do i alert someone?
He's doing his thing where I don't know if he's alive until three in the afternoon so idk
Had an orgasm and got a charley horse at the same time. It was a multi-purpose scream.
I just found a ladybug shell in my underwear. What was I doing last night?
I woke up at 6:30 in the morning on the A train on 14th street. You wouldn't know anything about that right?
So who has the penis shaped party tray? You or your mom?
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