Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
i'm using a wine bottle as a spitter. how classy is that.
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
I bought canned wine on a clearance aisle at the liquor store... I feel like I'm living in an episode of It's Always Sunny.
He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
Woke up this morning in a randoms bed clutching an airplane ticket. God I hope I'm still in the country
I want to be ashamed of the things we do this weekend
Just made macaroni burritos. Fukkin awesome. We'll have to try this when I'm sober.,!
Exactly. Some of us want to get married. And some of us want to wear sombreros and do cocaine. To each their own.
Sorry blacked out and lost my phone. Judging by the looks of my body I fought a cat and fell into a bush.
No work today. I woke up and someone had written "Markhot Penis = Party" on my forehead in sharpie. Do you know a Mark?
DON'T WEAR PANTS.
I REPEAT.
DO. NOT. WEAR. TROUSERS.
All my interactions with my brother are drug deals at this point
HIS DICK IS SO AWESOME DUDE. 15/10 SURPRISE
So this morning everyone commended me for puking over the porch. No one else made it that far...
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