Ummmm I went to see who was upstairs, he was the only one in his room so we had sex while the travel channel played in the background.
Oh good. Romantic. Still, I'm jealous of the sex.
Probably not, since he made me promise not to tell anyone it only lasted ten seconds.
my penis was classy and tasteful, i don't know what her problem was.
i have my own cum on my nose right now. don't talk to me about "embarrassed".
My cousin had a baby so we have to look at it. Apparently the event is byob
You couldn't hold yourhead up but you managed to unzip my zipper. That's skill..
he thinks the dog can do a keg stand. i will let you know how it turns out
You try staying up all night fucking a guy with a curved dick and see how much you want to go out after that.
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
Pissed along side the highway while waving at all the traffic... if thats not a sign of a productive night to come then idk what is
ARE YOU SAYING THAT YOU DON'T WANT TO GO TO A PARTY AT AN ADULT STORE WHERE A BUNCH OF HOT GIRLS ARE DRINKING
I peed sitting down because I knew standing was a lost cause
When you woke up the first word out of your mouth was "whoa"
I was feeling the aftermath of his penis
i made out with his shirt. MDMA, man.
The date did not go well. Turns out I once set her brother on fire.
He smells like sex and magic. I’m already naming our children
Maybe you should talk to him first
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