Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
FYI-Owning a kitty significantly lowers your chances of ever seeing mine...
Do you think anyone has ever tried to have sex with a cows udder before?
spring break forecast: sunny with a chance of shitshow
you're the best thing to happen to me. closely followed by learning to ejaculate, and drugs.
I have fireworks and redbull; let's make heart attack inducing magic happen.
Saved a life and got us a free vacuum cleaner (and learned vacuum is not spelled "vacumn"). Get on my level.
I FOUND AN AUSTRALIAN THEY CALL VOMMING 'RAINBOW SNEEZING' I'M NEVER LETTING HIM LEAVE EVER
I am in an eBay bidding war over a build a bear one direction tshirt, this is who you choose to bone
Did you take the full box of samoas or do I not remember getting baked and eating half a box by myself?
My liver is fucking rocky. Get knocked down 7 times and gets up 8. World champ
I can't believe I got dumped for a fat chick, but at least I got four and a half years worth of free shit. So we can call it even.
If you dont get laid dressed as Woody Harrelson in Zombieland, I have lost all faith in the men of nw Indiana.
Is she blowing you? I'm in the closet.
Can you please bring the nipple sombrero up?
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