adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
I'm sorry. I really don't see what's wrong with pregaming before a wine tasting.This champagne won't drink itself.
The wine tasting is just for charity anyways...
Ok so in the last 18 months I have now driven four different dudes into counseling. I'm like heroin with a vagina.
i'm soo broke, the only trip i can afford for spring break is acid
I just burped smoke on the bus. Hello 6:48am
I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
We lost you in the mall, but to no surprise we found you waiting in line to sit on santas lap. You said you wanted to ask him for a pound of weed and a subway giftcard for xmas.
Oh, and apparently I was butt ass naked and walked into the room where anna was skyping her dude in afghanistan and said "This is happening."
I wasn't an ass in college so much more like I showed my ass a lot especially during serious beerpong games. You know I don't fuck around when it comes to sports.
Boys should be on-demand - like, once you select one, he's yours for the next 24-hours
Eating a TV dinner and watching Goosebumps on Netflix, the sad, sad title of my autobiography.
I fucked in the bathroom while everyone listened and banged my dick against a table shouting "order in the court"
Uh I almost got the bride to go down on me. I'm the smoothest maid of honor ever.
Of all the kinds of relationships I've had in my life, I'd have to say, lab-partner-with-benefits takes the fuckin cake
congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
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