yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
Did you know that when you swallow it's like 60 calories!?
That's okay, it's all protein anyway.
i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
Let's pretend this is a good idea before I change my mind.
You don't understand how difficult it is to give head with cotton mouth
Between the plague n the counterfeit drugs we brought back from mexico I'm not thinking too highly of their country right now. Screw mexican homeless men.
soo how bad was i last night?
licking sour cream off of the table at pancheros bad.
I distinctly remember seeing your nipples from the deck.
Okay! I've got my sketchbook, my purse, my coat, and a knife hidden in my cleavage. I'm ready for to meet my blind date~
I don't think anybody else enjoys making out with multiple guys on the same night as much as I do. I'm like a wine taster but with lips... it's like art to me. The bruise on my upper lip is proof of it
How sad is it that I'm looking in the farm & garden section of craigslist to find a weed dealer. I mean, that's where they'd be right? Just gotta break the code.
Had a dream I beat up niall then madeout with him while snorting coke out of a dragons egg
Well, if you're getting/have gotten your dick sucked, you're welcome. If not, I tried. Step up your game, pussy. I pulled a MacGuyver and got mine. No excuses bro.
speaking of festive, i made out with a guy in a leaf pile last night. happy fall?
Happy "I'm glad our dad made us sisters and then summarily downgraded himself to sperm donor" day.
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