I pooped in a mop bucket.
WTF???
Their employee restroom was locked what kind of customer service is that
I'm at work and it's 1:30. I need a beer. is that bad?
Welcome to every minute of my life.
maybe i'll see you again later :)
I'd rather shit a knife.
Did we have sex last night or did we just wake up naked covered in oil?
sorry we overslept. have a good day at work. p.s. thanks for making it feel like my vagina got hit by a train.
She literally just cut half her hair off because she's tired of asking someone to hold it back when shes drunk and puking.
Dude, the coffee is horrible this morning, Cass changed something about it
We ran out of Bailey's Irish cream...
This is what regular coffee tastes like?!?! Fuck the adult life.
Pretty sure I just puked up sand. And nothing else.
I've counted 3,503 loops of fabric on my carpet so far. FUCK YOU ACID!!!
I can't tell if my roommate is crying or having sex and the fact that there's anime in the background is only making this more confusing
Well I'm half drunk in a green tutu at a chipotle. So pretty good parade.
ya I had reallllllly good sex last night too that will probably get me evicted
yeah it's a weird friendship. we pretend that we're automatic besties but i know we both know i slept with her boyfriend
I just want to nap all the time and eat Chinese food.
I like that they’re all named Christopher or Chris. No need to worry about moaning during!
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