Lets drop out of school and be professionally skinny and drunk
No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
Farmville is her only friend.
he got up in front of the whole lecture hall and yelled that Charlie Brown's Christmas tree was his favorite book in the history of the universe. then he stumbled out the fire exit setting the alarm off. I could've jumped him right then and there.
All the walks of shame were condensed into the hour before parents started showing up. Move out day is so bittersweet
Currently flirting with a 57 year old. Why do i do this
and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
I will cut you
Oddly enough thats the second time today someones said that to me
Put that in perspective
I was originally going to go as fembot from Austin Powers
I wanted to have tiny guns for tits
I'm more worried that you thought licking a pole on Bourbon street would turn me on
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
The fabulous human disaster: it is him
All our friends are getting married, and I'm the dateless guy bringing molly to their weddings.
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