Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
flash back: i gave smirnoff to a group of children at walmart
They've started ranking girls from "paper-bag" to "I just came." Please come get me
There's a treasure map on your stomach. Treasure may or may not be the clothes you lost...enjoy
My goal for break? Fuck all my exes in reverse order.
Talking to friends parents while buying all the things needed for Jell-O shots. classic
You better fucking tell me or I'm turning blow job week into go fuck yourself week.
There are five fire trucks here and needless to say my booty call left so come back home whenever you like
that's the second time I've made out with him and woken up with my pants stuffed with PBRs I am convinced he's magic
My mom told me to get it out of my system now bc once I hit 30 it's not acceptable to get "white girl wasted".
My boss doesn't know what jello shots are. I've lost faith in this company.
Fuck me I smell like cheese
Came home to butt plugs and dildos in the bathroom sink WTF
Spring cleaning
I woke up naked and alone this morning. What a life
You're having marijuana delivered to you. You're buying drugs and you aren't even leaving the house. I'm sure he'll be surprised if you're NOT wearing a bathrobe.
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