ps i'm pretty sure i was blacked out when we hooked up? good thing i was w. you and not an actual diddler or an organ harvester
Hahaha. Shut up you were blacked out my ass. U were str8 mixin it up with urs truly like it was ur J-O-B
dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
He just asked me if I ever had the urge to put a zucchini in my ass.
I just saw a Puerto Rican child between the ages of 8 and 11 with a faint mustache talking very loudly on the bluetooth in his ear about how "Skittles are played the fuck out"
rubbing her clit was like playing thumb war
He was doing push ups, crunches and jogging in place in front of the restaurant. I'm not too sure I want to eat there if it requires immediate exercise following the meal.
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
Welp I just blew a load probably the size of a small pond if not a lake
Who the fuck is this
I had this image of some guy in a taco truck down by the IMA accosting you for a peep show.
Ya know, since we do have alot of sex with each other i figure i should wish you a happy valentines day
Saw 2 lesbians fist fighting outside the bar tonight. I was startled yet slightly turned on
his first act of 2015 was getting stabbed
Cooked. Eating pizza. Didn't have a napkin so I took my shirt off and I'm using it.
well, unfortunately the rug burn lasted longer than the actual relationship
I wish I was there so i could bitch slap his incredibly sexy face
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