I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
Threesome last night. Not that cool, you tend to pick a favorite.
Apparently 151 is to me what spinach is to popeye.
I am pretty sure I told him the clouds were earth's purest filtration system and that snow was the rarest and most delicious water in the world. My lips are burning because we ate so much.
she insisted i was the anonymous guy on formspring that kept asking to bang her
Clearly I went along with it
I don't think everyone found it as funny as I did... Nothing says "Party's Over" like the sound of a pump action shotgun.
When I realised he had a girlfriend I just started telling them about my ex and how I write poetry about him. Which I then read to them. They just gave me pity looks and left me to finish my spliff alone.
I mean you guys are my friends and all but if you fuck with me I will not hesitate to set you on fire
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
I don't know, but I assume drunk me had her reasons. I trust her judgement.
I'm currently sitting beside my brother who is taking a bath and feeding him nachos while he covers his genitals. If that's not sibling bonding then I don't know what is
you said something about joining a k-pop band before passing out topless on the trampoline.
Get your ass back to America. We've got a lot of drugs to do.
He had a hook in his ceiling. I think I'm in love!
I know I drink too much cuz "ssssjllapph peneinssesss" automatically comes up in my phone now.
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