im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
I gave him a handjob while watching the presidential address. Needless to say, it was weird.
The worst part is I think my tongue cut his penis and now he wont talk to me.
Give me the approximate price and I'll give you the equivalence in blowjobs.
Paying 5 grand for boobs is saving me like 10 grand in weed
There's a good chance a guy sucked off my right earring last night
I THREW AWAY MY VIBRATOR BECAUSE IT INTIMIDATED HIM. WORST. DECISION. EVER
I promise not to drug you or anything. Please come to my birthday party.
All i really wanna do tonight is get drunk with you and dance on tables. is that too much to ask?
Well I let her practice her tattooing on me. This shaky dragon on my arm says Im getting laid.
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
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do i respond to the booty call for the guy with the bigger dick or the one who has the gourmet coffee i like so much? at this point i'm leading toward the coffee
She was two things I dont understand: tall and Christian
It's like an adderall Houdini. Right when you think you have a deal he disappears
Will you PLEASE get your mom to stop telling me I'd make a great husband? She knows I'm gay, right?!
I know, but she really likes you. Have you met my brother yet?
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