1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
you texted me last night and told me you couldn't find the toilet.
That explains the puddle of pee in my closet.
I just had to google "How do I get semen stains off of drywall." I'm relatively proud of this
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
Do you know anything about the Easter basket sitting on my doorstep filled with porn and peeps?
Be still, my beating vagina.
I actually don't know if I can stand up. I just know better than to try
It's a sign that no dudes december is about to start: I have a yeast infection.
Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
did i really sing to your nipples last night?
yes. and it was oddly very seductive
I don't even fuck like that, he just happened to be in the right place at the right drunk.
And what in gods fuck were you drinking. It tasted like windex with a mixture of juce
I need to show you how I feel about you by fucking you repeatedly.
I had a dream I hooked up with Post Malone. I can still smell the dream
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