The jonas brothers playing in your laptop. This is why guys won't sleep with you...
We found an eightball on the ground last night. I mean, really, who does that?
At what point in time did you decide the pot head with Taco Bell was more important than all your friends.
At about the same time you guys weren't burritos.
The party theme was heirs and heiress's. Most guys came in polo shirts but he came as the "arch duke of vagina".
You know i think she's just using me for sex
I hate you.
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
i just peed with my friends in your backyard... do you still live here
you better take a shot tonight for every cat you have ever seen and wanted. this is a lot of cats.
It's official. I am the girl who threw up in the library. Hangovers and midterms do not mix.
My puffy vagina and I are on the way to the doctor to see what your mutant penis did to us THANKS A LOT
I'm hungover from arbor mist I'm so white
Hooking up with him was lovely.. but waking up in his bed the next morning and finding double stuffed oreos... I mean.... I won
I told you you to bring something to share....you brought tequila and a condom
You used his ass cheeks to demonstrate how to play the bongos and he still called you the next day. That's true love.
I guess daylight savings isn't a holiday we need to celebrate for three days...
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