Why does it always sting when I'm breaking the seal taking a piss?
b/c u have herpes
No i said "always", not "since 2003" Asshole.
i should go to a nude beach and wear just a condom, then ill have tan lines on my dick
he just kept saying that he had liquor dick..then he tried to fuck me without removing his pants.
with your flexibility, and the size of my penis, amazing things are possible.
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
So I woke up in a strange bed with a note taped to my arm giving me directions back to my brothers apartment.
I woke up to my dog puking on my bed. Looks like it was a successful night for us all.
I wish I could walk around this campus with a big stamp that says "Approved" and just stamp girls asses as they pass.
dude, apparently i tried to force feed my grandma bananas last night.
Basically as long as the fan is pointed at my vagina i can cool off enough to sleep.
Ps I'm glad our relationship hasn't progressed into having to get married so we legally can't testify against each other
Yeah I mean once a gun is being waved around, its probably a good time to leave the party
But the music was sooo good
i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
He stopped in the middle of us fucking so he could turn on lithuanian techno music. And the sad thing is that it was the best sex of my life.
i'm not sure you can trust me in a car with 20 dozen donuts
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