whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
Turns out I'm a social drinker... I just happen to be REALLY social.
thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
Im mastering the way to pass gas silently.
in the middle of it he kept shouting: im going to be masturbating to this for the rest of my life
Just walked by a guy on campus YELLING 'Im still hammered'
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
he got a rim job in the basement.
apparently i was the one who gave it to him.
Chugged a beer while being walked to the bathroom by campus police to pour the beers out.
WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WE'RE WATCHING BIRTHING VIDEOS!!!!
It's called "lets see how many European capitals we can do the walk of shame through in one year"
my last search of the night was "the physics of green eggs and ham" what the fuck
I am the murdurer of this scooby doo episode
the fact that I always have. bottle of tequila in my purse is not helping my current sitch
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