the the hell do you 'accidentaily" jizz on a shirt thats folded in a drawer?
The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
I've decided that I only have enough money to either eat or drink over the next month. I'm sure you know what choice I've made.
No matter how fun it seemed the night before you will always regret taking those pictures, you will always regret eating as much as you did, but you will never regret the great lengths you had to got to get those bruises.
I worked with a girl tonight that recognized me solely from a keg stand she witnessed me do sophmore year. Needless to say this made my night
So I just saw Jonah Hill at LAX and decided my fat fetish is back
You should go to counseling for that
Feeling better?
I can stand long enough to do the dishes finally. Been trying that all day.
I looked the guy across the room straight in the eyes and said, "If you were any closer to me, we'd be making out right now."
He was peeing on the back wall of a building. He would have been okay if the building hadn't been a police station.
DO NOT THROW SOUP AT YOUR SCREEN
It's gonna be like a sexual version of A Christmas Carol in my house in a few days.
He's talking about feelings now. I don't even know if he came???
Let he who has not made drunken spaghetti at 3 a.m. cast the first stone.
Give me like 5, I have to feed a moose and find my pants.
I remember you banged her while I was dying on your couch, so good call
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