i was like a deer caught in headlights with its coke-dick hanging out
his dick got so hard in his pants and it broke his zipper
She makes me want to have breakfast margaritas every day
sweet and enthusiastic is code for tiny dick.
I think we should go through the tsa checkpoint with raging hardons when we go through LAX. I think we should pass out some viagra to everyone
he said good things come in small packages and I decided to hook up with someone else
Look, I'm just saying... paying ur respects to the neighbors who had a death in the family with food u steal from the neighbors having the cookout may result in a negative karma situation.
We're all just looking at each other quietly, hoping that no one brings up last nights shenanigans.
i refuse to sex anyone who doesn't get my lord of the rings references. no exceptions.
She showed me her tits outside Taco Bell....After she flashed the dude working there in an effort to get in.
Kick open the door, strike a pose, steal a boyfriend, end scene.
Hey every now and then can you tell me you want to fuck me to boost my confidence? Thanks.
How do you teach a grown ass men how to fuck? Why is good sex so hard to find these days?
He pulled out the guitar, sat in tub, and took requests while she puked her brains out in the toilet. I think he loves her.
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
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