Cold hands, warm shart.
Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
First off: I'm drunk so fuck you. Second: you weren't a bad girlfriend. Tres: thats 3 in spanish. Number 4: fuck 3 Doors Down
When we were fucking, you could hear the beer sloshing around in my stomach
The brown eye won't let me do that either.
you know you made some mistakes when your last two boyfriends are both obsessed with women's curling...
apparently he couldn't remember my name so he refereed to me as whats-her-boobs and everyone knew that it was me he was talking about
Trying to convince my mother to let me take some of my sisters Lortab to sell is not going well
Going to the market. I need some nachos and a serious re-evalution of my life.
He started going down on me while we were watching Land Before Time.
Incredible.
It's the warm chocolate goeyness of a brownie combined with the heavenly taste of weed-smell... Why have I never done this before?
We watched ESPN, hooked up, got waffles. You know, a typical weekend.
Bitch got stabbed in the eye. With a fork. Wait for it... At church. I was the only one at a party interested in her story. Only in the south
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