I don't think brook has ever known best
my last 3 google searches were anal itchy vagina and ice cubes
Do you think he likes his girlfriend's moustache?
The only thing i was looking forward to on 4th of july was the google logo and they let me down. That and beer, lots and lots of beer
she kept her crown on the whole time i was giving her birthday sex
My therapist is concerned about your alcoholism.
If i ever have a kid with an outie i'm giving it up for adoption
How much is that going to cost?
A lot of beer.
Her roomates have been scoring her hookups. I got 8.9, best of the week!
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
My parents worry about me having parties when they go on vacation. Umm no it just means I'm drinking and smoking alone on the first floor of the house instead of the second
Hashtag Pathetic
I told the American that we should start banging in Canada incase I get hurt and have to go to the hospital.. is that rude to say?
Today's psa: there are certain parts of your body you shouldn't scratch while wearing fake nails.
you just tore your cootch a new one, didn't you?
Oh, did your mom say anything else about my butt?
His birthday is on cinco de mayo and he doesn’t drink or like tacos. What a waste.
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