My brain says no but my pants say off.
He just did a 33 second keg stand with a fractured leg, busted chin and chipped teeth from running into a parked car after winning a race.
Nothing good has ever or will ever come from 50 cent beers at the bowling alley..
why is there an outline of nathan's body on my wall in whip cream?
hi sober isdnt real. this is a mass rtoomate taext i thing. bye
AMAZING.
just let her blow you already, it's practically animal cruelty at this point.
OMG HIS EYES ARE POOLS OF SEX. HOT SEX.
in other news i'm homewrecking via instagram
Really because I got kicked out the eagles game for running up n down the steps singing ' fly eagles fly ' then punched a Dallas fan in the face before the game even started..
6 beers, 3 orange crushes, & half a fire ball later & you get my alter ego.
Got a text that the fed tax return dropped into my account just before getting on the first leg of my flights the Vegas. Fate? Viva Las Vegas!
I bet Billy Ray Cyrus wishes he had pulled out now....
I texted him a series of texts in which the first letters of each text spelled out "WE SHOULD HAVE SEX". If that's not dedication to the dick, I don't know what is
I'm wearing a fleece onesie eating pop tarts on the train to work. Killing it.
I'VE LOST MY DIGNITY, MY PRIDE, AND EVEN MY BOOTY CALL. HAPPY THANKSGIVING.
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