so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
The guy in the library beside me just whipped out an entire loaf of bread, a knife and a container of peanut butter and is proceeding to make multiple sandwiches.
is it bad i banged a 25yr kindergarten teacher last night?
No thats like a top 10
This is the time you want your cat to have telepathy with you. To know if the guy downstairs left.
Dude your neighbors are having a garage sale. They were judging me as I walk of shamed back to my car.
I don't think ill be here long the chick I came to see is blowing rails with a drag queen
They switched jackets and you didn't notice. You made out with both of them and had no idea
I cannot describe the pre-ejaculative horrors thru the medium of text messaging
I've drank literally 19 beers and am still good. Utah is worthless
Can cross "get fingered at a state park" off my bucket list
"Only you can prevent yeast infections."
All I remember is grabbing a random guys dick at the bar and him just saying thank you and us taking a shot together
Yeah we fucked. I ran into her the next day, I had to pick up the girl scout cookies I ordered from her boyfriends kids.
And for today's main disappontment. I thought I saw a midget with fireworks get on the buss, alas it's a child with cleaning supplies
It will be the shitshow of all shitshows.
What shade of lipstick clearly states, I'm only attending this wedding for the drugs and groomsmen?
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