Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
I'm currently blowing up the downstairs bathroom at work. I wish I could foursquare this.
It's horrible of you to say your above all this when the bar uses your drunk picture to scare people.
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
Just put a dog collar on someone's child.....was a great hit with everyone but his mom.......I think she hates me. I'm okay.with that
I'm at the point in my life where I'm trying to get guys I've fucked to give a ride to guys I'm going to fuck.
i know you're at the dentist, but this dick pic was too phenominal to wait and i deserve immediate tit compensation
If I had pants on, you wouldn't be getting this text message
Good news: I actually puked in my bathroom, the vomit from the living room was actually from someone else.
That's horrible but hilarious
I'm going to miss college.
This reminds me of the time you were crying and puking in the toilet at that party while i did shots of tequila in between blow drying your feet. miss you!
dollar rum and cokes, see you on the dark side of infinity
Lucky bitch I'm at work covered in Jeff pee. And my hair smells like beer because I was trying to prove a point about PBR serving multiple purposes.
I'm going to be there later than expected. There was a yo-yo incident...
All I fucking want right now is a cheeseburger the size of my face
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