His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
tell ils to like buy her flowers and like a balloon that says, sorry I tried to fuck your sister. I think hallmark makes some of those cards too.
LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
i mean, i stole her boyfriend and beat her snake score on facebook within 48 hours. not her week.
No, I left myself a half eaten cucumber and a beer next to my head, pointed at it and said 'you're breakfast' and then passed out.
All I want is for every tall lanky young guy who is reading in a Starbucks to go balls deep in me. That's all.
ok it turns out chain mail does not protect against falling down a flight of stairs. please send help.
Yes... I'll kill two birds with one crazy ecstacy filled night.
Let us bow our heads and pray that I don't throw up in the tub
I just have to decide what I love more, food or dick.
SOMETIMES YOU HAVE TO BLAST VANESSA CARLTON IN YOUR CAR AT MIDNIGHT TO FEEL AGAIN. IDK.
you made out with another girl for some wings
She then told me, and I quote "I want to send you nudes just to see how you'd react."
Randomize
