Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
My hair reeks of homosexuality.
the real housewives of new jersey finale is tonight. it makes me wish we had pot.
Weirdest conversation with my dad. He just told me he didn't shave his pubes.
Immaculate conception is definitely the most boring way to conceive a child.
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
At the time, making out with dudes for keg money seemed like a genius idea. Now I realize it was borderline prostitution.
Just put the gallon of milk in the microwave. Dad might know im high.
the water pistols in the freezer are full of voddka.
We need to talk about your improper dealings with the town drug dealer.
anyways, do you want to make more embarrassing memories that im bound to remind you about later and laugh about?
It's almost like he's actually taking my commentary and criticism to heart, but simultaneously succumbing to some primal urge to wear less clothing each time.
I think I should've done my makeup before I took the acid. Because now I just feel silly looking at myself in the mirror
The dog peed on the neighbors baby Jesus. No wonder she thinks we're the devil.
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