I don't know why I've never thought to take my bong into the bathtub before.
So does it count as really great road-head if he ran over 3 mailboxes before realizing he was off the road?
you made your own hammock out of a towel and duct tape.
i got us a cheese tray and a bottle of whiskey
ugh yes i love our date nights
He fell off a seesaw, tore half his ear off and somehow convinced the paramedic he was allowed to have a beer while being treated
after i talked him through a bulleted list of why we couldn't have sex he just said "but it would be fun...."
I feel like I was eaten by a coyote, then shit over a cliff...
The alcohol just runs so smoothly thru my veins.
I would really just like to get laid somewhere that's not on a bathroom floor at this point in my life
we left when one of the guys tried to stick himself with an IV that he found
It is unclear if my flaming esophagus is hangover induced.
I thought I was bad, the girl next to me on the bench was feeding a bush a hamburger and introduced me. Only at lollapalooza.
Appearently I went across the hall last night demanding to ride my neighbors moose... How much did I drink?
Then he asked if he could pee on me and things really went downhill
I’m ready to be reckless and make stupid decisions, and I need you to support me in that.
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